This particular version of Nathan Wallace doesn't so much as stumble into the bar as he nearly falls. He's on his feet in an instant however-desperately wishing for his uniform and some kind of anonymity because the Hog's Head is not a place to...


Is not This Place.

You might be familiar with the man who stands just now despite the fact that-in some Universes-Nathan Wallace wouldn't be caught dead wearing floor length robes or a dragon skin vest. (He'd probably do a double take and think you were mental for actually wearing it.)

Never the less, the man now standing in the bar adjusts his thick black glasses and removes a wand (11 inches, cherry with dragon heartstring) from his pocket before giving it a flick.

Ok. No threats.

"...Well."

He'll be standing here staring for awhile if you'd like to say hello.

Ratings that I have gotten in communities

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Title: The Dark Knight: The Spoof.
Fandom: Batman/Nolanverse
Characters/Pairings: Everyone.
Summary: Batman in Fifteen Minutes (As the phrase goes) failing that call it Batman the Spoof.
Notes: Three things: A-THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. If you haven’t seen the movie DRIVE TO THE THEATER AND SEE IT. B- I WILL RIFF ON YOU. I riff on EVERYONE, including myself. If you are averse to mocking the numerous teenybopper people who have suddenly fallen in love with anarchy and chaos thanks to Heath Ledger’s Joker DO NOT READ. If you are a fan of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL do not read. If you are a GEORGE BUSH SUPPORTER Well, I can pretty well promise some political humor. C- I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. I am fully aware that there might be people who find this offensive. I wrote what I’d find funny. If you don’t like it, I’m really sorry but y’know, it’s the Internet. You dun have to read.

Okay. I think I’m done.

( DEDICATION: To the Magicians who leave us far too early. )

( A DARK KNIGHT. THE DARK KNIGHT. WE THINK THERE MIGHT BE BATS MAYBE. WE DON'T REALLY KNOW. WE KNOW THERE'S A CLOWN, WE'VE KIND OF BEEN HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FREAKIN CLOWN THING AND WE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SICK OF IT BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. )

Ever have an idea that just won't go away?

And you try and try and it keeps coming back and demanding attention?

And then you scream "LEAVE ME ALONE!" and start running in the opposite direction only to have said idea pull a batman/fightclub move and insert itselef directly in your path?

That's what this is.

( Gotham. With Daemons in it. )