Title: The Dark Knight: The Spoof.
Summary: Batman in Fifteen Minutes (As the phrase goes) failing that call it Batman the Spoof.
Notes: Three things: A-THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. If you haven’t seen the movie DRIVE TO THE THEATER AND SEE IT. B- I WILL RIFF ON YOU. I riff on EVERYONE, including myself. If you are averse to mocking the numerous teenybopper people who have suddenly fallen in love with anarchy and chaos thanks to Heath Ledger’s Joker DO NOT READ. If you are a fan of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL do not read. If you are a GEORGE BUSH SUPPORTER Well, I can pretty well promise some political humor. C- I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. I am fully aware that there might be people who find this offensive. I wrote what I’d find funny. If you don’t like it, I’m really sorry but y’know, it’s the Internet. You dun have to read.
Okay. I think I’m done.( DEDICATION: To the Magicians who leave us far too early.Collapse )( A DARK KNIGHT. THE DARK KNIGHT. WE THINK THERE MIGHT BE BATS MAYBE. WE DON'T REALLY KNOW. WE KNOW THERE'S A CLOWN, WE'VE KIND OF BEEN HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FREAKIN CLOWN THING AND WE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SICK OF IT BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.Collapse )