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Tank Level: : accomplished
Spin the Story
You want the Story?
I'll spin it for you Quick.
25 August 2008 @ 03:31 pm
Title: The Dark Knight: The Spoof.
Fandom: Batman/Nolanverse
Characters/Pairings: Everyone.
Summary: Batman in Fifteen Minutes (As the phrase goes) failing that call it Batman the Spoof.
Notes: Three things: A-THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. If you haven’t seen the movie DRIVE TO THE THEATER AND SEE IT. B- I WILL RIFF ON YOU. I riff on EVERYONE, including myself. If you are averse to mocking the numerous teenybopper people who have suddenly fallen in love with anarchy and chaos thanks to Heath Ledger’s Joker DO NOT READ. If you are a fan of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL do not read. If you are a GEORGE BUSH SUPPORTER Well, I can pretty well promise some political humor. C- I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. I am fully aware that there might be people who find this offensive. I wrote what I’d find funny. If you don’t like it, I’m really sorry but y’know, it’s the Internet. You dun have to read.
Okay. I think I’m done.
( DEDICATION: To the Magicians who leave us far too early. )
( A DARK KNIGHT. THE DARK KNIGHT. WE THINK THERE MIGHT BE BATS MAYBE. WE DON'T REALLY KNOW. WE KNOW THERE'S A CLOWN, WE'VE KIND OF BEEN HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FREAKIN CLOWN THING AND WE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SICK OF IT BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. )
Fandom: Batman/Nolanverse
Characters/Pairings: Everyone.
Summary: Batman in Fifteen Minutes (As the phrase goes) failing that call it Batman the Spoof.
Notes: Three things: A-THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. If you haven’t seen the movie DRIVE TO THE THEATER AND SEE IT. B- I WILL RIFF ON YOU. I riff on EVERYONE, including myself. If you are averse to mocking the numerous teenybopper people who have suddenly fallen in love with anarchy and chaos thanks to Heath Ledger’s Joker DO NOT READ. If you are a fan of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL do not read. If you are a GEORGE BUSH SUPPORTER Well, I can pretty well promise some political humor. C- I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. I am fully aware that there might be people who find this offensive. I wrote what I’d find funny. If you don’t like it, I’m really sorry but y’know, it’s the Internet. You dun have to read.
Okay. I think I’m done.
( DEDICATION: To the Magicians who leave us far too early. )
( A DARK KNIGHT. THE DARK KNIGHT. WE THINK THERE MIGHT BE BATS MAYBE. WE DON'T REALLY KNOW. WE KNOW THERE'S A CLOWN, WE'VE KIND OF BEEN HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FREAKIN CLOWN THING AND WE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SICK OF IT BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. )
11 August 2008 @ 03:34 pm
01 August 2008 @ 11:14 am
Ever have an idea that just won't go away?
And you try and try and it keeps coming back and demanding attention?
And then you scream "LEAVE ME ALONE!" and start running in the opposite direction only to have said idea pull a batman/fightclub move and insert itselef directly in your path?
That's what this is.
( Gotham. With Daemons in it. )
And you try and try and it keeps coming back and demanding attention?
And then you scream "LEAVE ME ALONE!" and start running in the opposite direction only to have said idea pull a batman/fightclub move and insert itselef directly in your path?
That's what this is.
( Gotham. With Daemons in it. )
Tank Level: : 
complacent
complacent18 June 2008 @ 05:47 pm
Title: Toys-in the end.
Fandom: Iron Man, Movie verse
Characters/Pairings: Pepper/Tony, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan.
Rating: PG for a bit of language.
Genre: Introspection.
Summary: Pepper Potts hates military functions. She feels like an accomplice to a crime half of the time. The other half of the time she feels like a babysitter to a man who doesn’t realize that in the end they’re all just toys.
Notes: …half Babysitter and half accomplice. That’s pretty much where girls come into the equation with most of the world. Am I right?
( Sometimes )</lj-cut
Fandom: Iron Man, Movie verse
Characters/Pairings: Pepper/Tony, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan.
Rating: PG for a bit of language.
Genre: Introspection.
Summary: Pepper Potts hates military functions. She feels like an accomplice to a crime half of the time. The other half of the time she feels like a babysitter to a man who doesn’t realize that in the end they’re all just toys.
Notes: …half Babysitter and half accomplice. That’s pretty much where girls come into the equation with most of the world. Am I right?
( Sometimes )</lj-cut